Future IRHL hall of famer Cory Johannesson never lets his sticks touch the ground once he leaves the ice. This prevents the bottom of the blade from rotting, allowing him to continually reach the 50 goal plateau.

Johannesson keeps his spare stick  in his basement.

Johannesson keeps his game stick in his living room.

The current Aardvark logo was created by former Aardvark Brock Thompson in 2006. Not only is Thompson crafty on the ice, he is just as crafty on canvas.

Thompson’s creation back in 2006.

Aardvark legend Donny Buchko is a life long Montreal Canadiens fan. He is determined to play with the Aardvarks until they match the Canadiens record of 24 championships.

Buchko is keen on achieving his lifelong dream of 24 championships.

Due to Aardvark’s goalie Jayde Barkman’s unquenchable interest in nursery rhymes and his passion for vowels of the English language, he developed a keen interest in farming upon hearing ‘Old MacDonald Had a Farm’. EIEIO.

Barkman striking a pose while closing the gate to his heifers.

Aardvark Jason Gulay hangs onions outside his front door a month before the IRHL season. This is a good way to keep the negative hockey Gods out of a house.

Onions grown in Gulay’s garden to specifically ward off bad hockey Gods.

Caleb Kanteluk is the official Athletic Mechanic for the Aardvarks. His mechanic bag includes booster cables, a tire iron, a crescent wrench, a hammer, a flat-head screwdriver, a skate sharpening stone and WD-40.

Kanteluk’s qualifications.