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Winner of the Caption Competition

And the winning caption is…

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Caption Competition

Want to win a chance for a meet and greet with the Aardvarks after their March 12th bout against the Brewsers?

Send us your funniest caption for this picture! Fill in the form below.

 

Winner of the Caption Competition

And the winning caption is…

Caption Competition

Want to win a chance for a meet and greet with the Aardvarks after their February 21st bout against the Brewsers?

Send us your funniest caption for this picture! Fill in the form below.

 

Christmas Turkey of the Game Award

The second annual Christmas turkey of the game award goes to Gunner Gislason. Even though the Aardvarks outshone the Comrades tonight, Gunner was not his usual self…recording a season low -3 in tonight’s affair.

Guess that Aardvark winner #10

The winner of Guess that Aardvark is Daryl Fuz who correctly guessed his brother Jeff was the mystery Aardvark. Daryl wins an all inclusive trip with Jeff to Bangalore, India to celebrate Raksha Bandhan, a festival that celebrates the love and duty between brothers.

Thanks to everyone who participated! Stay tuned for future contests with the Aardvarks.

Guess that Aardvark #10

It’s time to play Guess that Aardvark!

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How it works…simple…we ask a series of questions to a particular Aardvark…you examine their answers…and you tell us who it is! If you guess that Aardvark correctly, you will receive a complimentary autograph!

Need a reminder of our players? Have a look at the roster.

OK…here we go!

Interviewer: Rate the following activities in order from most important to least important: watching TV, playing hockey, going on vacation, washing dishes and mowing grass.

Aardvark in question: Hockey, mowing grass, watching TV, vacation and washing dishes. The dish soap makes my hands too soft.

Interviewer: What is your favourite pre-rec game meal?

Aardvark in question: A&W Teen Burger.

Interviewer:  How many rolls of sock tape do you go through in a rec season?

Aardvark in question: Not many. Usually just borrow from Gunner.

Interviewer: Who was your favourite hockey player growing up?

Aardvark in question: Steve Yzerman. I admired how he played his final few years with bad knees and still produced. I know from painful experience that it is difficult.

Interviewer: What member of the Aardvarks reminds you most of a NHLer from  past or present?

Aardvark in question: Travis Bobbee reminds me of Tyson Barrie. Both excellent puck movers.

Interviewer: What is your greatest hockey moment?

Aardvark in question: Winning the MMJHL  Hockey Hutch Player of the Week Award in the 96-97 season. I tallied 4 goals and 3 assists on a Sunday afternoon against the Portage Terriers. I can’t remember if I was drunk, hungover or just normal. But, it was an honour.

Interviewer: Where should the Aardvarks hold training camp for the upcoming 2017-18 season?

Aardvark in question: MTS Centre. I am sure we would draw a couple thousand dedicated ‘Vark fans.

Interviewer: What is your least favourite arena to play in? What is your favourite arena to play in?

Aardvark in question: Arborg is my favourite. Gimli is my least. Too humid. Makes my hair curly.

Interviewer: Thank you for your time!

Aardvark in question: Yes.

To play, fill in the form below. Good luck!

Guess that Aardvark winner #9

The winner of Guess that Aardvark is Jóel Friðfinnsson. Joel won a Sunday afternoon stroll with Jason to Kirkjuból on Hecla Island.

Thanks to everyone who participated! Stay tuned for the next edition of Guess that Aardvark.

 

Kirkjuból

Guess that Aardvark #9

It’s time to play Guess that Aardvark!

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How it works…simple…we ask a series of questions to a particular Aardvark…you examine their answers…and you tell us who it is! If you guess that Aardvark correctly, you will receive a complimentary autograph!

Need a reminder of our players? Have a look at the roster.

OK…here we go!

Interviewer: Rate the following activities in order from most important to least important: shovelling snow, hockey, picking potato bugs, grocery shopping and watching TV.

Aardvark in question: Hockey, grocery shopping, shovelling snow, watching TV and picking potato bugs. Those bugs really stain your hands.

Interviewer: What is your favourite pre-rec game meal?

Aardvark in question: BBQ ribs. Pork or Beef.

Interviewer:  How many times do you wash your towel a rec season?

Aardvark in question: Wash it after every game.

Interviewer: Who was your favourite hockey player growing up?

Aardvark in question: I had a few in my day, but I really enjoyed watching Mike Shachtay. I admired his good defensive stick.

Interviewer: What member of the Aardvarks reminds you most of a NHLer from  past or present?

Aardvark in question: Jayde Barkman reminds me of Darren Pang. They have identical career GAAs.

Interviewer: Which Aardvark is most likely to star in a Hollywood film?

Aardvark in question: Jeff Fuz. He is clutch in big time situations. I can picture his Hollywood Walk of Fame star right next to Tom Cruise’s.

Interviewer: What is your best hockey moment?

Aardvark in question: Best hockey moment was witnessing Gunner Gislason score 4 goals in the must win against the Rifles 4 years ago. I was very proud of him that night.

Interviewer: What is your least favourite arena to play in? What is your favourite arena to play in?

Aardvark in question: All the rinks have a positive. Riverton has fast ice, Arborg has good fries…

Interviewer: Thank you for your time!

Aardvark in question: Yes.

To play, fill in the form below. Good luck!

Guess that Aardvark winner #8

The winner of Guess that Aardvark is Jeff Abuda. Jeff won a free oil change and lube courtesy of Jayde and the hard working staff of Powerbend.

Thanks to everyone who participated! Stay tuned for the next edition of Guess that Aardvark.