Category Archives: Fun stuff

First Monday of the Month Aardvark Fact

Aardvark legend Donny Buchko is a life long Montreal Canadiens fan. He is determined to play with the Aardvarks until they match the Canadiens record of 24 championships.

Buchko is keen on achieving his lifelong dream of 24 championships.

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First Monday of the Month Aardvark Fact

Due to Aardvark’s goalie Jayde Barkman’s unquenchable interest in nursery rhymes and his passion for vowels of the English language, he developed a keen interest in farming upon hearing ‘Old MacDonald Had a Farm’. EIEIO.

Barkman striking a pose while closing the gate to his heifers.

 

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First Monday of the Month Aardvark Fact

Aardvark Jason Gulay hangs onions outside his front door a month before the IRHL season. This is a good way to keep the negative hockey Gods out of a house.

Onions grown in Gulay’s garden to specifically ward off bad hockey Gods.

First Monday of the Month Aardvark Fact

Caleb Kanteluk is the official Athletic Mechanic for the Aardvarks. His mechanic bag includes booster cables, a tire iron, a crescent wrench, a hammer, a flat-head screwdriver, a skate sharpening stone and WD-40.

Kanteluk’s qualifications.

Winner of the Caption Competition

And the winning caption is…

Caption Competition

Want to win a chance for a meet and greet with the Aardvarks after their March 12th bout against the Brewsers?

Send us your funniest caption for this picture! Fill in the form below.

 

Winner of the Caption Competition

And the winning caption is…

Caption Competition

Want to win a chance for a meet and greet with the Aardvarks after their February 21st bout against the Brewsers?

Send us your funniest caption for this picture! Fill in the form below.

 

Christmas Turkey of the Game Award

The second annual Christmas turkey of the game award goes to Gunner Gislason. Even though the Aardvarks outshone the Comrades tonight, Gunner was not his usual self…recording a season low -3 in tonight’s affair.