Monthly Archives: March, 2018

Exclusive: New IRHL Commissioner gives first interview!

The Aardvarks would like to welcome Joel Fridfinnsson as the new IRHL Commissioner. A former player in the IRHL, Fridfinnsson is an invaluable member of the community donating much of his free time to make the Municipality of Bifrost-Riverton a better place. was fortunate to sit down with Fridfinnsson and ask him five questions in five minutes.

Aardvarks Hockey:Why do you think you will be a successful commissioner of the IRHL?

Commissioner F: Because of my overwhelming hatred of rec hockey and my fierce desire to make it less terrible for all those involved.

Aardvarks Hockey: What is your first act of business as the Commissioner of the IRHL?

Commissioner F: Without a doubt, putting the red-line back into the game. I am sick of this cherry picking nonsense.

Aardvarks Hockey: Chris Plishka and his ownership group are keen on entering a Hodgson, MB expansion team into the IRHL as early as the 2019-20 season. What is your stance?

Commissioner F: I am in full support of league expansion and look forward to cutting the ribbon at the unveiling of any new arena.

Aardvarks Hockey: Do you see any new trends in the IRHL?

Commissioner F: The one insidious trend that concerns me most is the switch to white tape on stick blades and butt ends. I will not rest until all players return to black. And, don’t even get me started on the tucking of the skate tongue into the knee pad business.

Aardvarks Hockey: What is one thing that you would change in the league?

Commissioner F: Back checking. I am taking it out. It’s rec hockey, for crying out loud!

Aardvarks Hockey: Thanks for your time. We look forward to hearing more from you when the 2018-19 season commences.

Commissioner F: My pleasure.

End of year report

The Aardvarks finished the 2017-18 season five games under 0.500, posting a 13-18-3 record.

The Aardvarks’ overall record is a direct result of the adversity they faced throughout the season, leading the IRHL in man/woman games lost at 137.

To lighten the mood, Associate Captain and General Manager, Gunner Gislason gave each Aardvark a Kinder Surprise containing the  following message of encouragement inside: ‘When you stand before God at the end of your life, I would hope that you would not have a single bit of talent left and can say, “I used everything you gave me”‘.

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Finnson has swapped hockey gloves for work mitts, missing 19 regular season games.

“Who will win the 2017/18 IRHL Hart Memorial Trophy?” poll results

The Aardvarks would like to congratulate Tanner Reznik of the Arborg Fussy P’s for winning the 2017/18 IRHL Hart Memorial Trophy.

Following the Fussy P’s IRHL bye week, Reznik went on a goal-scoring tear, racking up the points to become the league’s leading scorer.  IRHL critics credit his success on his week spent in Mexico, where he roamed the sandy beaches searching for a deeper inner strength.

2017/18 IRHL Save of the Year

The 2017-18 IRHL Save of the Year goes to Aardvark’s back-up Gunner Gislason.

On one damp, foggy March evening in the Riverton Memorial Arena, Gislason robbed Rifles’ Dueck of his third goal of the game. The Aardvarks’ may not have took home the ‘W’ but Gislason showed the guys that he is willing to fill any position for the team.



The Aardvarks battle The Pointers for the IRHL C-side Banner

Tonight, the Aardvarks battle The Pointers for the IRHL C-side Banner. If successful, the Varks will bring home their 14th league banner over their 33 years of existence. We asked Aardvark go-getter Jason Gulay how they are going to approach the big match.

‘I am sure tonight’s game will be a barn burner, it usually is against these guys. But we have the intimidation factor on our side…Gunner Gislason’s 75 mph wrist shot. We plan to set him up between the red line and blue line and let him just rifle that puck against the boards during warm-ups until the game begins. That will sure give Triska the willies.’

Fans can catch the C-side final at 8:30 pm at the Riverton Memorial Arena.

See you there!

Who will win the 2017/18 IRHL Hart Memorial Trophy?

Winner of the Caption Competition

And the winning caption is…

“Which of the former Aardvarks should come out of retirement for the 2018/19 IRHL season?” poll results

Congratulations to past Aardvark Kevin Kozera on receiving 42% of the votes for which former Aardvark should come out of retirement for the 2018/19 IRHL season.

Kozera was a reliable defenseman who was known for his exceptional outlet passes. Reintroducing Kozera to the roster would greatly benefit the Aardvarks’ defensive game. He would be a great mentor for Aardvark sophomore Travis Bobbee, helping him take his game to the next level.

Thanks to all of those that participated. Make sure to cast your vote in the next Aardvark poll.

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Which of the former Aardvarks should come out of retirement for the 2018/19 IRHL season?