It’s time to play Guess that Aardvark!
How it works…simple…we ask a series of questions to a particular Aardvark…you examine their answers…and you tell us who it is! If you guess that Aardvark correctly, you will receive a complimentary autograph!
Need a reminder of our players? Have a look at the roster.
OK…here we go!
Interviewer: Rate the following activities in order from most important to least important: watching TV, playing hockey, going on vacation, washing dishes and mowing grass.
Aardvark in question: Hockey, mowing grass, watching TV, vacation and washing dishes. The dish soap makes my hands too soft.
Interviewer: What is your favourite pre-rec game meal?
Aardvark in question: A&W Teen Burger.
Interviewer: How many rolls of sock tape do you go through in a rec season?
Aardvark in question: Not many. Usually just borrow from Gunner.
Interviewer: Who was your favourite hockey player growing up?
Aardvark in question: Steve Yzerman. I admired how he played his final few years with bad knees and still produced. I know from painful experience that it is difficult.
Interviewer: What member of the Aardvarks reminds you most of a NHLer from past or present?
Aardvark in question: Travis Bobbee reminds me of Tyson Barrie. Both excellent puck movers.
Interviewer: What is your greatest hockey moment?
Aardvark in question: Winning the MMJHL Hockey Hutch Player of the Week Award in the 96-97 season. I tallied 4 goals and 3 assists on a Sunday afternoon against the Portage Terriers. I can’t remember if I was drunk, hungover or just normal. But, it was an honour.
Interviewer: Where should the Aardvarks hold training camp for the upcoming 2017-18 season?
Aardvark in question: MTS Centre. I am sure we would draw a couple thousand dedicated ‘Vark fans.
Interviewer: What is your least favourite arena to play in? What is your favourite arena to play in?
Aardvark in question: Arborg is my favourite. Gimli is my least. Too humid. Makes my hair curly.
Interviewer: Thank you for your time!
Aardvark in question: Yes.
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