It’s time to play Guess that Aardvark!
How it works…simple…we ask a series of questions to a particular Aardvark…you examine their answers…and you tell us who it is! If you guess that Aardvark correctly, you will receive a complimentary autograph!
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OK…here we go!
Interviewer: Rate the following activities in order from most important to least important: shovelling snow, hockey, drinking milk, grocery shopping and watching TV.
Aardvark in question: Hockey, watching TV, shovelling snow, grocery shopping, drinking milk. Milk is for children not grown men!
Interviewer: What is your favourite pre-rec game meal?
Aardvark in question: A nice thick salami sandwich, one cheese slice and mustard – pure gold.
Interviewer: How many times do you tape your stick in a rec hockey season?
Aardvark in question: I tape my stick every three games. I see guys taping their blades before every game. Kinda gets me thinking, those guys are made of money. Totally unnecessary.
Interviewer: What Aardvark ‘AP’ is most likely to crack the line-up on a full time basis?
Aardvark in question: I have a feeling one day Scott Bobbee will come to his senses and suit up full time for the ‘Varks and ditch those aging old Shooters.
Interviewer: What member of the Aardvarks reminds you most of a NHLer from past or present?
Aardvark in question: I have two guys for this one, first off our newcomer Travis Bobbee reminds me of a young Rob Blake, a solid D man and I know he wouldn’t be scared to throw out a dirty hip check if the game was out of hand. And second, it has be Cory. He reminds me of Alexander Burmistrov, ton of skill but no brains!.
Interviewer: Which Aardvark should be the most concerned during next month’s trade deadline?
Aardvark in question: The way Cory has been playing as of late I definitely think he’s gotta be worried. He’s just not finishing like he should be, I think age is catching up to him
Interviewer: If the Aardvarks could afford a Christmas getaway, where would they go?
Aardvark in question: Vegas, definitely Vegas – gambling, drinking, strippers. Would almost be like heaven for the boys!
Interviewer: What is your least favourite arena to play in? What is your favourite arena to play in?
Aardvark in question: As a kid I dreaded having to play in the old Ashern barn. I would have to say playing in a packed house at the Arborg arena was the most fun atmosphere I played in!
Interviewer: Thank you for your time!
Aardvark in question: No problem.
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