It’s time to play Guess that Aardvark!
How it works…simple…we ask a series of questions to a particular Aardvark…you examine their answers…and you tell us who it is! If you guess that Aardvark correctly, you will receive a complimentary autograph!
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OK…here we go!
Interviewer: Rate the following activities in order from most important to least important: washing dishes, hockey, walking dogs, shopping and watching TV.
Aardvark in question: Shopping, hockey, watching TV, washing dishes, walking dogs. I find dogs lack intelligence.
Interviewer: What is your favourite pre-rec game meal?
Aardvark in question: Pulled pork and pickles on top of macaroni and cheese.
Interviewer: How many times do you sharpen your skates in a rec hockey season?
Aardvark in question: One. The ice is slippery enough.
Interviewer: What song do you hum to yourself when you are on a breakaway?
Aardvark in question: I am panicking, not humming a song.
Interviewer: What member of the Aardvarks reminds you most of a NHLer from past or present?
Aardvark in question: Cory reminds me of Nikolaj Ehlers. Both have good speed.
Interviewer: How do you keep fit during the off-season?
Aardvark in question: By drinking tons of tea.
Interviewer: If the Aardvarks could afford a team bonding getaway, where would they go?
Aardvark in question: Italy. To eat some proper pasta.
Interviewer: What is your least favourite arena to play in? What is your favourite arena to play in?
Aardvark in question: Nottingham is my favourite. Cardiff’s old Big Blue Tent is my least. The dressing room looked like a bomb shelter and the [lack of] ice there wrecked my skates!
Interviewer: Thank you for your time!
Aardvark in question: That’s alright.
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