Congratulations to Aardvark’s forward, Parker Abuda, on receiving 1/3 of the votes for which Aardvark is most likely to shoot the most rounds of golf during the off-season!
Abuda is an avid sportsman who partakes in everything from hunting to curling. If Arborg was to set up a lawn bowling league, he would be the first to join.
Thanks to all of those that participated. Make sure to cast your vote in the next Aardvark poll.
The Aardvarks have stripped the captaincy from Gunner Gislason because of his off-ice shenanigans late last night. He was caught, numerous times, ringing strangers doorbells without invitation. The Aardvarks believe his actions were immoral.
The Aardvarks have now awarded their perennial 50 goal scorer, Cory Johannesson, the ‘C’ for next season.