It’s time to play Guess that Aardvark!
How it works…simple…we ask a series of questions to a particular Aardvark…you examine their answers…and you tell us who it is! If you guess that Aardvark correctly, you will receive a complimentary autograph!
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Ok…here we go!
Interviewer: Rate the following activities in order from most important to least important: combining your hair, hockey, driving to work, watching TV and vacation.
Aardvark in question: Hockey, combing my hair, watching TV, vacation and driving to work. Driving to work is very monotonous.
Interviewer: What is your favourite pre-rec game meal?
Aardvark in question: Probably a Bud Light or two.
Interviewer: Who would you rather have on your rec team: Ulf Samuelsson or Esa Tikkanen
Aardvark in question: Do I really have to pick one? Next question.
Interviewer: What song do you sing while you are in the shower?
Aardvark in question: I’m Too Sexy by Right Said Fred.
Interviewer: What member of the Aardvarks reminds you most of a NHLer from past or present?
Aardvark in question: Gunner reminds me of Chris Kunitz. They both are having trouble finding the back of the net this season.
Interviewer: What’s the furthest you travelled to play a hockey game?
Aardvark in question: It was so long ago that I hardly remember. Somewhere by the US border cause I believe we went across to buy some cigarillos. Ended up burning a hole in my jersey.
Interviewer: How many times have you washed your hockey towel this rec season?
Aardvark in question: I think maybe once. That’s a big job for me.
Interviewer: What is your least favourite arena to play in? What is your favourite arena to play in?
Aardvark in question: I like Riverton when it’s not that cold out because we can play longer games there. A real hockey player plays anywhere so it don’t matter what barn I play in.
Interviewer: Thank you for your time!
Aardvark in question: Alright.
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