Monthly Archives: December, 2015

Guess that Aardvark #3

It’s time to play Guess that Aardvark!


How it works…simple…we ask a series of questions to a particular Aardvark…you examine their answers…and you tell us who it is! If you guess that Aardvark correctly, you will receive a complimentary autograph!

Need a reminder of our players? Have a look at the roster.

Ok…here we go!

Interviewer: Rate the following activities in order from most important to least important: combining your hair, hockey, driving to work, watching TV and vacation.

Aardvark in question: Hockey, combing my hair, watching TV, vacation and driving to work. Driving to work is very monotonous.

Interviewer: What is your favourite pre-rec game meal?

Aardvark in question: Probably a Bud Light or two.

Interviewer:  Who would you rather have on your rec team: Ulf Samuelsson or Esa Tikkanen

Aardvark in question: Do I really have to pick one? Next question.

Interviewer: What song do you sing while you are in the shower?

Aardvark in question: I’m Too Sexy by Right Said Fred.

Interviewer: What member of the Aardvarks reminds you most of a NHLer from  past or present?

Aardvark in question: Gunner reminds me of Chris Kunitz. They both are having trouble finding the back of the net this season.

Interviewer: What’s the furthest you travelled to play a hockey game?

Aardvark in question: It was so long ago that I hardly remember. Somewhere by the US border cause I believe we went across to buy some cigarillos. Ended up burning a hole in my jersey.

Interviewer: How many times have you washed your hockey towel this rec season?

Aardvark in question: I think maybe once. That’s a big job for me.

Interviewer: What is your least favourite arena to play in? What is your favourite arena to play in?

Aardvark in question: I like Riverton when it’s not that cold out because we can play longer games there. A real hockey player plays anywhere so it don’t matter what barn I play in.

Interviewer: Thank you for your time!

Aardvark in question: Alright.

To play, fill in the form below. Good luck!

December report

The Aardvarks rounded off December with a 2-3-0 record. They now sit two games under .500 at 4-6-1.

The Thompson boys, Creyton and Dwight,  have added some stability to the line-up during the month of December, being big contributors in the two wins this month. Parker Abuda is also back with the club, scoring 13 goals over the past 5 games. The Aardvarks are looking forward to resting up during the Christmas break in order to start the new year with a bang.

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Merry Christmas from the Aardvarks

The Aardvarks would like to wish their fans a Merry and Festive Christmas!


Vote in the latest poll!

Guess that Aardvark winner #2

The winner of Guess that Aardvark is Deanna Sewell. Deanna can collect her Caleb Kanteluk autograph on Tuesday, January 5th when the Aardvarks face the Rifles.

Thanks to all of those that participated! Keep a close eye on the next edition of Guess that Aardvark.


Chris Pronger poll results

Congratulations to Aardvark’s defenceman, Dwight Thompson, on receiving 46.15% of the votes for which Aardvark best resembles 2015 Hockey Hall of Fame inductee Chris Pronger!

Like Pronger, Thompson is a stingy defenceman who has a nasty streak when needed. If Thompson is on the ice and you do not feel like a battle, dump the puck and go for a change.

Thanks to all of those that participated! Make sure to cast your vote in the next Aardvark poll.

November report

The Aardvarks have finally hit form after a dismal 0-3-1 start. They are now on a two game winning streak, notching wins against the Comrades and the Shooters. The Aardvarks now sit at 2-3-1.

Caleb Kanteluk is off to his best season yet, notching 9 goals and 8 assists in 6 games, while J Fuz is having another stellar season. With five games in December, the Aardvarks are hoping to get above .500 before the Christmas break.

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