It’s time to play Guess that Aardvark!
How it works…simple…we ask a series of questions to a particular Aardvark…you examine their answers…and you tell us who it is! If you guess that Aardvark correctly, you will receive a complimentary autograph!
Need a reminder of our players? Have a look at the roster.
Ok…here we go!
Interviewer: Rate the following activities in order from most important to least important: changing tires, hockey, driving to work, vacation and church.
Aardvark in question: Hockey, vacation, driving to work, changing tires, church. Church is too early in the morning.
Interviewer: What is your favourite pre-rec game meal?
Aardvark in question: I don’t eat before a game, it slows me down. I eat afterwards.
Interviewer: Who would you rather have on your wing: Patrick Kane or Alex Ovechkin?
Aardvark in question: Patrick Kane. The guy is a beast!
Interviewer: What song do you hum to yourself when you are on a breakaway?
Aardvark in question: I rarely get a breakaway, but when I do, I hum ‘Hotline Bling‘ by Drake, then proceed to shoot wide or right into the goalie’s chest.
Interviewer: Who are your rec linemates and which NHLer (past or present) remind you of them?
Aardvark in question: I usually play with Parker and Cory. Parker is like a Phil Kessel, scores a lot of goals, good offensively not so much defensively. Cory is like an Ovechkin, likes to go end to end and scores a lot of goals.
Interviewer: What’s the furthest you travelled to play a hockey game?
Aardvark in question: Farthest I travelled was Riverton.
Interviewer: If the Aardvarks could afford to go on a group Christmas vacation, where would they go?
Aardvark in question: We would probably go to Disney World to get a group photo with Mickey Mouse. Plus, Disney World has all inclusive hotels.
Interviewer: What is your least favourite arena to play in? What is your favourite arena to play in?
Aardvark in question: Favourite arena is Arborg. Least favourite is Fisher Branch.
Interviewer: Thank you for your time!
Aardvark in question: Yes. It was fun.
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Congratulations to Aardvark’s captain, Gunner Gislason, on receiving an astonishing 60% of the votes for which Aardvark will score the most goals during the 2015/2016 season!
Although Gunner has one goal after two games, he has some work cut out for him. Aardvark workhorse, Cory Johannesson, has already notched ten goals in two games!
Thanks to all of those that participated! Make sure to cast your vote in the next Aardvark poll.